he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Everything about him screamed your future.
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Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
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We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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