omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.