i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.