your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
did i just pee glitter
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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