Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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