Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline

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(561): View more from Florida

If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.

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(954): View more from Florida

FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.

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(801): View more from Utah

Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?

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(970): View more from Colorado

But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.

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(716): View more from New York

Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks

(504): View more from Louisiana

Specially the ones that look like Goldberg

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