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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...

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• (212): View more from New York

  My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  "it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"

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• (716): View more from New York

  BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER

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• (716): View more from New York

  He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.

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