She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious