Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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