no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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