i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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