Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I wish you could order shots online.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
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