Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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