I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Small penises have feelings too.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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