I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
the raccoons are back...
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