do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
She bit a glass in half.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
