we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
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there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
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Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
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he high fived his dick after we had sex
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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