Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
