I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
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