Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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