I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
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Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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