Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
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Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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