Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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