I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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