Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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