i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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