thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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