Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
