someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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