how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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