one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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