So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
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We are two peas in an std pod
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"