I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
porn star boner night. come get it.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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