I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize