Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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