No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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