This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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