worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
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Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
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Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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