let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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