i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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