I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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