omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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