their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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