Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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