I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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