do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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