Pants 0. Shit 1.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
you never un-have a 4some
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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