is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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