you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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