Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
True college students do jello shots in the library
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