batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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