Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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