So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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