I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
My feet surprised me
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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