they need to just BURY HIM!
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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