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(317): View more from Indiana

i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick

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(734): View more from Michigan

Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher

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(289): View more from Ontario

he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went

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(727): View more from Florida

Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon

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(310): View more from California

Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.

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(773): View more from Illinois

My dad just said "fuck circus"

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!

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