Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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