It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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