I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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