Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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