Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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